"The first five people to respond to this post will get something made by me! My choice. For you.
This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:
- I make no guarantees that you will like what I make!
- What I create will be just for you.
- It'll be done
- You have no clue what it's going to be. It may be poetry. I may draw or paint something. I may bake you something and mail it to you. Who knows? Not you, that's for sure! (Though you can add prompts, or suggestions, or titles, or images, or whatever. I make no promise that I will use them, but maybe.)
- I reserve the right to do something extremely strange (this is also likely).
The catch? Oh, the catch is that you have to repost, and repost right away. We can all make stuff etc."